Males and instruction leaflets

Great-Uncle-Howard-Who's-Plastered and Great Auntie Karen surprised all of us today as we found that they had ordered a Fisher Price Kick & Play (TM) Bouncer With 10 Entertaining Songs, 6 Sound Effects and Dancing Lights to Reward and Entertain Baby [Requires one "D" battery; three "AA" batteries (not included)]. Oooh. A delivery man from John Lewis had left the box outside.

Zaida and Dad attempted to assemble it but they couldn't understand the instructions. As they didn't ask me, I wasn't impressed and fell asleep.