Sucker

Today I have been sleeping and learning how to breastfeed. There's not much coming out from Mum at the moment, but I'm told that what there is, is good for me. Mind you, the breastfeeding counsellor who came round spent the whole time glugging formula down my throat, because I'm apparently low birth weight so I need the supplementation.

However I did measure 48 cm in length, which is practically on the newborn average of 51 cm. So I am long and skinny, like Dad.

Mum's been spending the time cleaning meconium from my crinkly bottom. Meconium is the world's stickiest dark green tar-like poo designed to terrify new parents, so I thought, Oooh, better make lots of it then.