Mum's theory on my hair

Hey fans - I think the hair on my forehead is growing back - I don't think I'll be permanently bald after all!


Mum's theory, derived empirically from detailed scientific observation, is that my head has grown bigger by my face moving downwards, the scalp with my hair moving backwards and a new forehead growing. Great, she thought I had no frontal lobe before and now I am a spamhead; you can't win! Anyway, now the forehead's grown out the hair is gradually catching up.