Milkaholics' Anonymous

Hi. My name's Joel Sheridan, and it's been 15 minutes since my last feed. My Mum has noticed that I can go from my normal sleepy cute self to Inconsolable Levels of Starvation in 10 seconds. Dad has dubbed it "The Milk Shakes" and he says I start making junkie faces, licking my lips in anticipation and bobbing my overly-heavy head on anything that resembles an arm or a chest, like a fish on coral.

The stress of the addiction is really getting to me. Here I am with my support group (Great Auntie Karen is supporting my head...cha boom!)