Table manners

Have I told you I love prunes? Mum doesn't like giving them to me because I get them all over my face and hands when I squish them, then I scratch my head and I get sticky prune in my hair, then I decide it'd be fun to shove the prune further into my mouth using my foot, so I get sticky prune on my socks and between my toes, then I think I might as well gum the highchair so I get sticky prune around that too. Mum says it's an @^$* to get off.

Oh, I think I've got a small speck on my face. Must go 'cos Mum's chasing me with a baby wipe.