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Mum, Dad, Boobie, Zaida and I all went to Bicester Retail Outlet Village today. Mum and Boobie wanted to go shopping but Zaida thought he'd be in for some brain haemorrhaging or at least melting out of the ears. Dad was secretly keen to go because Mum said that there was a Ted Baker shop there. In the end Dad got some really good bargains from Ted Baker, and Zaida actually bought a blue shirt that he was really pleased with. Mum and Boobie bought stuff too, but I'm not sure what 'cos I was asleep on Dad in the sling.

When I woke up, Dad was trying on a rather nice Paul Smith suit. Mum and I were a bit bored and feeling silly so we tried on hats. This is a great Paul Smith beret. It gives me an insoucient air of being either (a) a Rastafarian or (b) a Flemish Renaissance painter. Quick poll?