I know you think I spend most of my time looking cute (I do: see illustration above), but I'll tell you a secret: I HATE having my nappy changed. No one asked me, but I like sleeping in my dirty nappy as it feels all warm and mushy. So when Mum and Dad change my nappy, I scream and scream and scream and holler at the top of my voice because it is SO unfair. For a start, it's a gross violation of my human rights and the biggest injustice in the world, and I'm going to take my parents all the way to the European courts.
This is the Miserable Face that I use in between crying. I think you'll agree it's rather good.
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