Horticultural advice

Daddy: "Do you know which house Daddy was in when he was a little boy?"
Joel: "A dreen house."
Mummy: "A dream house? How lovely."
Joel: "No, a DREENHOUSE. You can drow [grow] peppers in a dreenhouse."
Daddy: "That's right, you can grow peppers in a greenhouse. Good boy!"
Joel: "But you tan't drow bamatoes [can't grow tomatoes] in a dreenhouse. You have to drow bamatoes in a red house."

Fussy Eater - 3

Joel: "What we havin' for dinner, Mummy?"

Mummy: "Roast chicken."

Joel: "I don't like roast."

Daddy: "OK, Mummy and Daddy will have the roast, and you can just have the chicken."

Joel: "O-tay [O-kay]."